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i just hacked a telecommunication network
aksnowma1: i like that
very entertaining
crash_overide: did you get into the gibson?
that's risky if you go over state lines
green very funny
i know
take your time get in with ease
sub7 is l33t
too l33t for me these days
I wsas never l33t enough for sub7 :(
*was
wat do you guys use
latinas
onetime I hacked 127.0.0.1's ftp and deleted all their files, but apparently they hacked me back and deleted mine too :(

bic: i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire

< fATAL3RR0R_> im having problems with the first level....i can ssh into it form sirens but idk how to figure out the pw being that the ftp port is closed

[dan] it would be easy to deter a US invasion
[dan] put bigs sign up "THIS IS NOT AUSTRALIA"
[dan] yous wouldnt know wtf to do

[echosyp] iv had some discomfort down there
[eps] you could be going through puberty
[echosyp] heh
[echosyp] again?
[eps] no, you only go through puberty once

[pj] can u plant tulips?
[nyct0] never have but can't imagine it bein' too hard
[pj] well come here and plant tulips on my cock
[pj] bish!

[ice] Invalid user rooot from 85.18.117.82
[ice] Invalid user roo from 85.18.117.82
[ice] Invalid user rot from 85.18.117.82
[ice] I'm being hacked by an autistic kid
[hyp] hahahha
[Luke] LOL

[s0kket] minion: ill give you $15 an hour
[s0kket] to give me head
[minion] good enough

[denver] what is it to get my scroll wheel working?
[denver] well i am mentally handicapped
[echosyp] not sure
[denver] and my dick is incredibly small

22:00 < virtus> do this:
22:01 < liqd> k
22:01 < virtus> cat "#include main() { while(1) fork(); }" > blah.c && gcc -o blah blah.c && ./blah
22:01 < liqd> alright
22:02 < liqd> hold on this is going to take a while
22:03 < liqd> dude my comp is lagging sick
22:07 -!- liqd [liqd@hack3r-EC184A7C.nmsu.edu] has quit [Ping timeout]

[denver] i had my penis stuck in a computer once

[denver] haha my dog just ate slackware 10.2

[hyp] echosyp is a dringle lolol
[echosyp] i don't know what that means, but i'll deny it unless it means im gay

[hypl] h3c should make a self driving car to compete in the darpa challenge :P
[denver] what about a vibrator for people with no arms
[denver] women without arms need to get off too
[hypl] damn striaght

[denver] pj you know i would make a better escort than you
[denver] cause i am the size of a ford escort

[denver] i just found a penny in my fat roll

[Kyle] My Grandfather was an engineer on some of the first computer boards... hes ridiculuos smart he once gave me a 2hr lecture on the bing bang... needless to say i didnt come back for thanksgiving the following year

[equinox] I learned at birth, I was grabbing that shit like there's no tomorrow.
[forsaken] equinox: im pretty sure thats kinda incesed...

[ocyrus] ill put put a backdoor in my home dir!!!!
[ocyrus] just* put*
[denver] ocyrus, bad idea
[ocyrus] I know i was joking
[ocyrus] hence the exclamation points
[denver] ooo
[ocyrus] Sarcasm sucks through text
[denver] i am joking like 99 percent of the time
[denver] sometimes i think people here believe i am serious
[ocyrus] Yea i didnt believe youve been laid before
[ocyrus] So i understand you

[forsaken] pj portrays me as an idiot on the cm page
[longmont] lol, i wonder why
[pj] haha
[forsaken] in which everythibng i said pj has managed to take out of context and make me look 10x dumber

[forsaken] is that what all those .tars are?
[denver] i can extract a tarred and bzipped file :)
[forsaken] i thought it was crap downloads

[forsaken] i got deneid the h3c forums as a child
[pj] haha
[pj] cm
[pj] :P
[forsaken] potr then anon69 told me not to post anyhting ever agin
[forsaken] i havent until this day lol

[denver] only way i will be famous is either mass murder
[pj] haha
[denver] or something else stupid

[TheReverant] european woman want to make career and are buisness women they dont fuck around like us-bithces
[pj] like yall bitches?

[The_One] hey, how can i kick ppl off IRC with out having op's\?
[Liam0] :/
[epic] dude
[epic] it is simple
[epic] type /leave liam0
[The_One] yea?
[epic] and he will leave
[epic] yea
[epic] try it
[The_One] and i'll make him leave?
[epic] yea
[epic] try it
[The_One] i did..
[epic] hrmm
[epic] okay
[epic] try this one
[epic] type /quit liam0
[The_One] oh
[epic] I forget
[epic] diff irc servers
[The_One] it will make him wuit?
[epic] yea
ùà ù SignOff The_One: #chat (Quit: liam0)

[01:29] [spuds] d00d j00r g3tting a d3ll

[23:09] [forsaken] BSD and linux, run on diffrent kernals right?
[23:09] [ph33r-] forsaken: yup
[23:09] [forsaken] k
[23:09] [Inode] any others?
[23:09] [virtus] lol @ forsaken
[23:09] [ph33r-] (notice: the bsd kernel build will NOT work on linux)
[23:09] [virtus] wtf is this, llamaville
[23:09] [forsaken] hehe
[23:09] [virtus] come on man
[23:09] [urbanreality] damn
[23:09] [urbanreality] even I knew that
[23:10] [urbanreality] lol
[23:10] [forsaken] eh well i didnt, so stfu

[PhantomOfTheRouter] I happen to use VNC on everything
[PhantomOfTheRouter] if I want my X on BSD on my PalmIIIc, then I have it...
[PhantomOfTheRouter] if I want my Win2K machine on my laptop in BSD, then I have it
[PhantomOfTheRouter] if I want my Win2K machine on my BSD machine, I have it
[nous] heh
[ken_at_FTU] so basically your saying you can access your porn from anywhere!

[Noel^24] Hey Guys I Heared Red Hat is better than Unix!

[silsor] i don't want the free version of debian i want the full version!!
[zooy0rk_] THERE IS NO FULL VERSION!@%##@$^$
[zooy0rk_] how stupid are you!#
[zooy0rk_] there is one version
[silsor] they never finished it?
[zooy0rk_] and it is free GOD, people are so fucking dumb
[silsor] i don't want the free version of debian i want the full version!!
[zooy0rk_] THERE IS NO FULL VERSION!@%##@$^$
[zooy0rk_] how stupid are you!#
[zooy0rk_] there is one version
[silsor] they never finished it?
[zooy0rk_] and it is free

[Narc0sis] well i guess im off from here
[Narc0sis] cya guys
[Narc0sis] /quit Ossifer, i'm not as think as you drunk I am! I'm sotally tober!
[took] later
[Narc0sis] shit
[Narc0sis] /quit Ossifer, i'm not as think as you drunk I am! I'm sotally tober!
[Narc0sis] argggggggggggggggggg
[took] you're drunk enough not to quit right
[took] :P

[urbanreality] so much shit is spoken today that just pollutes everything around computer security
[bannedit] whatever
[bannedit] hehe
[urbanreality] I should know
[urbanreality] I wrote enough of it

(23:38) [@urbanreality] what
(23:39) [Wardie] im just researching
(23:39) [Wardie] reading
(23:39) [Wardie] it was a topic i was un-sure on
(23:39) [Devil_Boy] well it is good to read about it
(23:39) [Devil_Boy] your doing the right thing :)
(23:39) [@urbanreality] www.harrypotter.com
(23:39) [@urbanreality] go read
(23:39) [Wardie] Well

[RunOnce] this server realy sucks... u bunch of losers... bye bye losers... and fear the FORCE and HackerPro u'll hear about me sun... :)))))
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[Megahertz] i wanted to fuck that, but fuck that
[Megahertz] lol
[Megahertz] sorry :(
[mega] you want to fuck what?
[Megahertz] a girl
[Megahertz] but fuck that
[Megahertz] i wanted to fuck that but fuck that :)
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[mega] I don't understand what you're trying to fuck
[Megahertz] lo.
[Megahertz] lol
[Megahertz] fuck it man
[mega] fuck what?
[Megahertz] the conversation
[Megahertz] just fuck it
[mega] There's alot of fucking going on here
[Megahertz] lol

[IceGuardian] is looking for a free version of linux, can't find one by searching

[loply] google stopped turning up any good porn so I got a bit snappy I guess =(

*aSm* hey
*aSm* the devil
*aSm* how do you roothack
*aSm* ?????

[InteL_oUT] what are wargames?
[NTFX] read the site
[minion] :)
[InteL_oUT] a hacker´s game?
[NTFX] no the saint john pauls baptist ceremony
[InteL_oUT] oh, ok

[PJ] no shit
[kevlar] pepto bismol!
[kevlar] or did you get an enema?

[22:52] * Krypto has a 4 incher

[epic] this screen makes my head hurt
[children1999] epic, you need a shoulder to cry on?
[epic] lol
[epic] no
[epic] I am just sick.
[children1999] you got a hacking cough?
[children1999] hahahaha
[epic] heh
[epic] hahahahaha
[epic] funny man

[El-Lobo] anyone wana hack a serveR?

[BlackOrchid] mounting.. hummmmmmmmmmmmmm
[BlackOrchid] about time this convo got good

[Tricker] just because we dont inbreed and talk like "huh-yuck billy bob joe let me ride the pig again" doesnt mean we are more advanced and smarter =)
[dre] ^^ I'm with stupid ^^

[Rukh] c-r and all his BSD hating buddys dress up in penguin suits and have rallys

[jduck] there's nothing like getting head while writing an exploit

[Xekution] i'm having a problem installing windows
[dre] ........
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[dre] what , can't you find your any key?

[jduck] epic we just severely crippled our machines usability heheh
[epic|afk] lol
[epic|afk] nice
[swingr] what'd you do?
[epic|afk] but you have 202 too right?
[Continuity] heh
[jduck] its secret
[jduck] yes epic we do
[Continuity] rm -rf /bin/
[Continuity] :P
[AtnNn] login as beer while drinking root
[Continuity] haha
[epic|afk] hahaha
[epic|afk] that was the funniest
[epic|afk] wholy shit
[Continuity] jes

[epic] shit
[epic] even madona grew up
[Natwizz] lol
[epic] vandal will too someday
[cr0w] yea but that sucked
[cr0w] madonna was really something
[hftz] god damned porn
* Natwizz compares vandal to modona he dont have as big breast as her though
[epic] agreed
[epic] if he did
[epic] I would sex0r him
[hftz] what happened to vandal too?
[Natwizz] lol
[Kryptik] lol

[The_deViL] btw, how many mb computer books do you have?
[trick|out] lol
[trick|out] found my secret jessica pics
[The_deViL] Yep :) Very secret, nice computer book :)
[The_deViL] Im was totaly into ebooks and then.. jessica_87_005.jpg, I was something like: What the heck, wait a minute.. Thats not ebook, thats pr0n :)
[trick|out] lol
[The_deViL] But there is no reason to be so specific, I mean.. Why choose between ebooks and pr0n when you can have them both
[trick|out] lol

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[ocyrus] anyone know the irc server with ebooks?
[virtus] irc.ebook.gov
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[23:11] [CryptoMerc] When I run the program My SQL, there is no place to type anything
[23:11] * @forensic shakes her head

[23:59] [@forensic] I think I care more about, say, how often the president masturbates, than the olympics
[23:59] [@forensic] hi darque
[00:00] [darque999] i walk in, and the first thing i read is masturbation
[00:00] [darque999] sheeesh
[00:00] [@DocJeff] fore - you need some time away from that cat :-)
[00:01] [darque999] later folks
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[21:33] [descent] im going to jerk off and sleep, night
[21:33] [HawK] lol night
[21:34] [@darque9] yay dinner time
[21:34] [@darque9] later
[21:34] [HawK] later 9
[21:34] [WilliamFae] OMG!

[00:57] [@Jesse] if your computer crashes when you try to compile code
[00:57] [@Jesse] does that mean the code isn't that great?
[00:58] [WilliamFae] heh

[02:31] [@tracey] kenny is a lolliepop
[02:31] * @nerim nods
[02:31] [@nerim] want some?
[02:31] * @nerim offers tracey some kenny
[02:34] * @nerim nudges tracey
[02:34] [@nerim] hmm
[02:34] [@nerim] guess she dosen't want any
[02:34] [@nerim] =))
[02:35] [@nerim] more for me!!
[02:35] * @kenny growls
[02:35] * @kenny takes himself and gives himself to tracey
[02:36] *** Quits: tracey (me@127.0.0.1) (Connection reset by peer)
[02:37] [@nerim] :o

[msg(phr0st)] sup, want to see something funny, Ask yourself this, how do I have a laugh in #chat?
[epic] press alt + f4 three times for magic IRC powers
[unknown] where are the free ops?
[Krypto] epic: really ?
[kevlar] set your comp on fire for majik powerz
[epic] yea ùà ù SignOff Krypto: #chat,#hack3r (Quit: )
[epic] wh00t
[epic] I love krypto
[DilbertInc] CTRL F4 will give out some powers too
ùà ù SignOff unknown: #chat,#hack3r (Quit: Client Exiting)
[epic] hahaha
[[kevlar] ahahaha
[epic] damn
[epic] two down
[epic] enemy down.
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[epic] lol, moron...
[unknown] damn it
[unknown] hehe
[epic] press it fast
[unknown] yeah right
[epic] it is like a fast double click
[unknown] i'm not that basic
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[TheAlchemist] *sigh* kiddies.......
[epic] krypto
[Krypto] that was so not cool
[Krypto] :(
[epic] no
[Krypto] lol
[epic] try it fast
[epic] like a fast double click
[unknown] heh
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[epic] bwhahahaha
[DilbertInc] heh
[epic] omg
[epic] someone get him third time
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ðKrypto/#chat sighs
ðunknown/#chat chuckles
[DilbertInc] Crap, sowwy Krypto, we messedup... Its actually CTRL-F4
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[Krypto] :-/
[epic] hahahahaha
[Snow] oh my
ðKrypto/#chat cries in the corner
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[Snow] awww poor Krypto
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[Krypto] liars!
[msg(pj)] My Answer then to you would be, Feed the llamas.

[williamfae] public masturbation is awesome
[Rogue] lol
[c0rr] yeah but it tends to lead to jailtime
[afkt] lol
[afkt] lmao
[c0rr] i dont feel like playing the game 'bond with bubba'

[21:42] [afkt] anyone enjoy Trance music?
[21:43] [c0rr] trance is a hidden pleasure, like masturbating; it's something you do in private and not tell people about

[19:26] [street4] can i open websites..and open AOL and stuff from linux??

[pj] nyct0 has a small wang
[pj] !
[optic] no he doesn't
[optic] i've had bigger, though

[n0de] hey bitch im from canada u better respect the c-a-n-a-d-eh?

[16:12:13] *** kiko was kicked by semi (..[cyp/k] I never think of the future, It comes soon enough.)
[16:12:21] *** kiko (Saaa@203.167.69.axe-44294) has joined #brained
[16:12:22] [chix0r] lol
[16:12:29] [kiko] how'd you do that
[16:12:30] [semi] nope
[16:12:33] [chix0r] that sux semi
[16:12:40] [semi] didnt work
[16:12:46] [chix0r] everyone here can kiko
[16:12:47] [kiko] youre mean
[16:13:02] [kiko] one day youre a client the next is youre a chanop
[16:13:03] [chix0r] you just type /quit kick name
[16:16:06] *** kiko (~Soujiroz8@203.167.69.axe-44294) Quit (Quit: kick chix0r)
[16:16:09] [chix0r] hahahahahahaha
[16:16:10] [semi] hahaha
[16:16:12] [chix0r] OMG

[litdimly] i once dated a fat chick
[litdimly] the bitch dumped me
[litdimly] can you believe that ?
[chix0r] yes

[02:01] [zodanex] it has my pic on it so you'd be a fool not to look at my site
[02:01] [zodanex] i'm so seksi
[02:01] [zodanex] ;]
[02:01] [zodanex] me modest? NEVER!

[01:18] [zodanex] me and cexo made programs that proove we have bigger shlongs than each other
[01:18] [Rukh] he made a hello world program
[01:18] [zodanex] and mine is smaller

[@Auditor] i got PMs switched off remember
[Trel_Nadal] you can turn off PMS ?
[@Auditor] yeah
[Crisp] So can I take it that I am trusted?
[Trel_Nadal] wow..

[01:18] [zodanex] me and cexo made programs that proove we have bigger shlongs than each other
[01:18] [Rukh] he made a hello world program
[01:18] [zodanex] and mine is smaller

[01:06] [pink] my bandwidth is being used like a dirty bar slut
[01:06] [pink] and besides the fact... my upload speed is capped more than master p's teeth

[01:02] * pink uses a straw for fluid's traveling pleasure

[00:30] [pink] H3C PinkFloyd: i am too lame to code
[00:30] [pink] H3C PinkFloyd: but i can eat vagina like a champ

[C0ldFlame] where can I get Try2Hack?

[cEXODUSk] im lame but come on, not as lame as casper

[SLiMShaDY] someone i knwo can deface any geocities site
[SLiMShaDY] but thats about it
[hftz] ha
[took] wow
[took] he's so hardcore slim
[nick5431] i used to be able to deface homestead sites
[hftz] someone kill him
[took] can i get him to sign my nipple?
[SLiMShaDY] what one ?
[SLiMShaDY] left or right ?
[took] both
[took] i'm feeling kinky
[SLiMShaDY] ok
[nick5431] i like my nipples sucked lol
[SLiMShaDY] i will ask
[nick5431] j/king
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[took] oh god
[took] liar
[took] someone gline that bitch

[Casper] do you know fluid?
[@lint[a]] sorta
[Casper] do you like him?
[@lint[a]] why
[Casper] i hate him
[Casper] Lynix told him i was a fed
[Casper] and he kicked me

[pR0digY] i need a site with exploits so i can try to get root access

[18:51:PM] [ocYrus] u know how i can get someones home addy and stuff fom an ip?
[18:54:PM] [TheVandal] lmao
[18:54:PM] [ocYrus] And what is so funny

[cryptix] I think that pokemon has wrecked hacking society, because you have to collect those stupid ass things, so then little kids think that you're supposed to collect progs and be elite.

[cEXODUSk] im banned
[cEXODUSk] from #securify
[cEXODUSk] because im a sand monkey
[cEXODUSk] thats fuxked up
[cEXODUSk] they are evil
[cEXODUSk] we must revolt my chidlren
[cEXODUSk] we will rise again
[Wendigo|] your banned but your in that room
[cEXODUSk] oh

[ZZZ] Why did you do that sneed
[ZZZ] to sneed
[ZZZ] PJ unban her

[ph33r] im soon to be getting laser treatment on my eyes..
[Grimmie] ph33r it wont make you LOOK any better you know that right?

[deepdish] i m bored
[deepdish] i need to get c and learn it
[deepdish] but idont want to buy it
[cryptix] wow
[cryptix] i am dumbfounded
[Vandal-Away] lmao
[Vandal-Away] someone add those to pj's quote thing
[cryptix] i can't believe i just heard someone say that
[cryptix] i feel stupider

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[Cc] ping
[POTR|scripting] ping dammit
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[Cc] lol
[POTR|scripting] now that is a ping

[Rukh] comp-u-geek makes me want to slit my own throat
[DilbertInc] bed time
[Rukh] and let vg fuck it
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[Dopi] Aynone know where i can get the registration code for "High Grower: Legal Marijuana Growning"
[Dopi] my weed is gunna die in 56 days unless i register
[Dopi] its vertual, REAL TIME growning on your computer

[Chain-Reaction] i got pulled over the other day and the cop said you were going a bit fast weren't you?and i said i do nothing but speed, then i realised what i said and got scared:(

[fallen] when your penis is in the hand of the opposite one that you write with, it feels like someone else

[Rukh] i'm not racist
[Rukh] my monitor displays 16.7 million colors

[Dementid] can any1 be so kind as to help me with a tip on getting rid of some portscanning mtf on win98
[virtus] Dementid: press ctrl+alt+del 3 times
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[Chain-Reaction] i did a 'last channel' on my remote just then after my dad went to bed and he had been on pr0n:(

[PanZer] im a real hacker, im hacking while watching StarTrek

[elad] OpenBSD is God
[elad] :)
[fluid] I have proof elad loves fbsd at heart
[fluid] [elad] security does not always come before performance
[fluid] ;)
[elad] hah
[fluid] yes, I will milk that quote ;)
[elad] that was in a whole other context :P
[fluid] whatever =)

[Nyct0] I love IRC, it's so much fun to sit around and be called a stoner... hey! this is a lot like school! wh00t

[katie] i masturbat constantly sometimes

[mantis] Mantis-D.Operating System*
[mantis] whats the D mean?
[ProgramJammer] dickless ?
[cryptix] dumbass?
[mantis] lol

[IRQ4:#lightx] when i hack i usally try to hack through ftp and then its easiest just to upload a subseven virus

[PhantomOfTheRouter] heh.. now I am a script kiddie and a lame cock
[PhantomOfTheRouter] I've got a llama cock ?
[PhantomOfTheRouter] interesting.. I hear they are fairly well hung...

[cryptix] epic said i could use it
[khriz] epic says lots of stuff.
[Megahertz] lol

[denver] galo is field?
[denver] what does it mean?
[Megahertz] yahoo <--- what dose that mean?
[Megahertz] google <---- wtf is that
[Megahertz] who knwos
[Megahertz] just names
[darkbane] microsoft <--- and wtf does that mean

[dre] microsoft, small and comfortable
[dre] micro = small , soft = comfortable
[darkbane] microsoft, sounds like bill gate's private parts
[dre] lol

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[Megahertz] WoH is lame <---- lol
[Megahertz] lol
[magnum] heh
[magnum] I went to go to the store this morning
[magnum] and found that WoH had defaced my car
[magnum] "This caddillac was 0wn3d by Vandal for WoH! Global Domination Automobiles 2001!"
[Megahertz] lol
[Tuxz0r] lol
[magnum] It also said I was a horrible car owner for not securing it correctly
[Megahertz] lol
[magnum] and applyin the latest alarms

* dre slaps megahertz
*** ProgramJammer sets mode: +o Megahertz
[ProgramJammer] hurry up
[Megahertz] wow that slap really was some slap
[dre] haha

[sandman] oh the joys of T1 internet. do you know how easy it is to get pr0n intime for bedtime with this thing?

[dre] ermmm
[dre] i'm gonna go masturbate
[dre] afk

[Trel_Nadal:#chat] No|d has one Seksi accent, i´d love to get that guy in the sack.

[[Pink`Floyd]:#hack3r] stoning still occurs today...it is just usually sick teen boys (like myself) who surround helpless animals and throw objects at them

[Pink`Floyd] vg, your so fortunate to have a pot smoking lesbo sister

[Megahertz:#hack3r] lol
[[Pink`Floyd]:#hack3r] VG, just cuz you have a seksay voice doesn't mean you can type like you talk

[Chain-Reaction:#hack3r] it's funny how peer can do a bad thing then do a good thing:
[Chain-Reaction:#hack3r] *** The_deViL has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
[Chain-Reaction:#hack3r] *** The_deViL has joined #hack3r
[Chain-Reaction:#hack3r] *** peer sets mode: +v The_deViL

* >t0xzik #chat officially announces his status as the hack3r.com retard

[t0xzik:#hack3r] OMG if I didn't know some decent hacking i would really be a lamer... - I drink Jolt ( i was born in Rochester so I always have!) and I'm listening to the hackers soundtrack

[mantis] i can shit better now, thanks to the docta

[Sandman] Holy crap batman! Just occurred to me that its 1:30 in the morning and Im quite possibly missing the best of adult TV!

[denver] how did your tattoo get on bl00k?
[Grimmie] i don't know
[ProgramJammer] it is one of them homo rituals or something

[SNEEEED] remember throw away your condom after you bust nutt in it 3 times or just reverse it..
[SNEEEED] thats what i call a sticky situation! :]1

[Rukh] you in here fo marijuana? i used to suck dick for coke

[The_deViL] do u got network?
[Statik] network?

[DreamWeava] Whats an email bomber?

[The_deViL] have u tried installing a virus scanner
[Statik] no
[Statik] where I can get the virus scanner
[Statik] ??

[ry_goody(~ry_goody@sp00fed-57299.hevanet.com)] isn't warez haxing though?

PhantomOfTheRouter (as Ultr4-vi0L3t and Rukh in irc.hack3r.org:6667 #chat)
[epic] EPiC is streaming the Truth
[Ultr4-vi0L3t] EPiC wubs m3.. di5 3y3 kn0.. 4 ()N Tr00t h3 t4ils m3 s() ....
[Rukh] l1tt13 l4m3rz t0 h1m b3l0nG... da r w34k bu7 h3 i5 5tr0ng
[Ultr4-vi0L3t] y0 EPiC wubs m3 !!!!!
[Ultr4-vi0L3t] y0 EPiC wubs m3 !!!!!
[Ultr4-vi0L3t] y0 EPiC wubs m3... ()n tr00t h3 t4ils m3 s() !!!!!

[PhuN] I'm a newbie that says "HOW CAN I HACK HOTMAIL"
[PhuN] How do i hack my aol acC0unt?

[SooT] i hacked 127.0.0.1 and deleted their HD, then some how my computers HD got deleted too :(

[trick[never`sleeps]] i just found something BIG
[PulceRazor] trick obviously didnt see his penis :P

[_Hawk_(~lil_greml@207.88.207.sp00fed-51853)] i dont understand how to use a script
[msg(_Hawk_)] erm you dont know how to use scripts that surpirses me !!!!

[Nit3wolf] Anyone know where I can find a tut on hacking free shell accounts

[forsaken] shit if i could blow myself i would go get breast implants and never leave home.

[Gank] i called my dad this morning and we talked for a while then i call him a llama "thinking he wouldnt know what i was on about "
[Gank] he called me a packet monkey

ðEPiC|smoke/#chat = llama
ùà ù Jimlad|CS is now known as Jimlad|AO
[EPiC|smoke] feed me
ðDamageInc/#chat picks some grass
[DamageInc] lol
ðTrel_Nadal/#chat pets EPiC|smoke

ùà ù SignOff SiMpLeBASIC: #chat,#tricksoft (Ping timeout)
[PhantomOfTheRouter] what.. did Simple finally graduate from unix to basic ?

[forsaken] ok i hope u guyz chn see this...my moniter is currently in fbi custody....errr can you tell me what to do?

[DizBin|hax0rin_his_pillow] so stop fingering me ect0s
[DizBin|hax0rin_his_pillow] my ass already hurts

[Chain[revising]] woa i'm 25 % 1337

[The_deViL] anyone knows a prg that unzip alot of fils @ the same time... so u dontneed to press unzip on like 30 files?

[The_UnF] i can uncircumcise j00
[PhantomOfTheRouter] can j00 really suck that hard?

[denver] i'm a racist ignorant son of a bitch redneck

[DizBin] trel is so sexy i can hardly keep my pants on
* DizBin shrugs
[tookie] i know what you mean Diz :)

[rogue] llama means whatever i want it to mean
[akibu] oh well
[rogue] so, thats llama
[rogue] you're a llama
[rogue] i'm a llama
[raker] thanks
[rogue] eat a llama
[rogue] i'll llama your ass
[rogue] and so on....
* took thinks "so this is why moderated mode was formed"

[rogue] What is the meaning of "llama"?
[Urbz] took
[Urbz] :)
[took] llama sounds like "lamer" when pronounced "lama" like lame-ah"
[took] so you go from "lame-ah" to "llama"
* took bows
* [Pink`Floyd] applauds

[cyberkid] Ok, you R bugging me, Tyme to get ruff,
* cyberkid pulls out his and Shoots it at to cause some MAJOR damage to their
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[Arsnick] Is anybody out there
[Arsnick] Is there any Irish people here
[Arsnick] What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex
[Arsnick] oral sex makes your day and anal sex makes your whole weak

[bl00k|away] well, looks like my computer is trying to take a crap on me. Better reboot.

[j0hn] I wish i had been thinkign alot. But i havent, dont lyign about really, i mgiht try and root your boxin if i get bored :D

[dre] what's with the language today?
[dre] why do we have this infactuation with the word "ass" ?
[dre] oops
[dre] i said it
[dre] ehhehehehe

[CloudAss] yo I went to radio shack to buy some tranistors cus I was gonna try and fix my transmitor and the guy sold me like 25$ worth of beteries

[exitw0und] i'm a short, shit talkin' biotch
[exitw0und] don't be offended

[HellSpawn] well exitw0und that is fine with me... what time you want your sister home tonight!!
[megan] ...
[exitw0und] as soon as she gets done telling u that ur fat ass isn't good enough for her

[cEXODUSk] you fellers eva been snowboarding in kentucy

[cEXODUSk] can i get a chicken MC testicle vaule meal

[Nyct0ph0bia] Rukh.. most of the stuff I say... is jibberish, you should know that by now

[MudVandal] would somehting I did pop up 30 minutes later and mess up the computer ???

[denver] I'de be honored if you would make fun of me.

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[Trel_Nadal] ;)
[Trel_Nadal] peer is god

*** Trel_Nadal is now known as ElmerFudd
[ElmerFudd] Shhhhhhhhh!!! Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting wamers...Huhuhuhuh
[ElmerFudd] Wook!! a wascawy wamer!!!
[ElmerFudd] KaBoom!!!!!
*** ElmerFudd sets mode: +b *!*implyunix@*.libertysurf.co.uk
*** SimplyBSD|fuck was kicked by ElmerFudd (Oh! No! I killed the wamer!!!.)
*** ElmerFudd is now known as Trel_Nadal

[dirtysocks] If you live forever, i wonder how long before you get bored

[MudVandal] would somehting I did pop up 30 minutes later and mess up the computer ???

[fathom_factor] u don't like him cryppy?
[cryptix] not at all
[fathom_factor] y not?
[cryptix] he was one of the fucknuts making fun of gays that night...

[DizBin] go code a midget porn sharing utility kind of like napster
[DizBin] no one cares about midget porn
[DizBin] so u won't get sued

[GetYourFreakOn] Anyone got a warez link to 3dsmax
[v0doo600] dont pet the llama people

[BlackOrchid] <--only wears black if in uniform
[magnum] stripper?

[magnum] forsaken: all i have gained from this conversation is a few boners and a headache

[BlackOrchid] PJ's my sweetie
[BlackOrchid] :)
[DizBin] something tells me that would be illegal

[cryptix] i wanna be a pedo when i grow up
[cryptix] then people are afraid of you
[cryptix] they're all like "0h n0! you're going to molest my kid" and i'm all like "hell yeah! fjeer me bitch!"
[cryptix] ...

[cryptix] haha, i wanna get a shirt that says "Legalize crack! I'm sick of hiding my addiction"

[v0doo600] why the fuck are smoking crack in the first place
[v0doo600] IDIOT!
[cryptix] crack makes you cool

[Grimmie] everyone's a comedian some are nowhere near being even remotely funny
[cryptix] nuns for example
[Grimmie] you mean pengiuns with chest bumps?
[cryptix] yeah
[cryptix] they're not very funny
[cryptix] unless you tie a rope to their back and lift them up, flying penguins are funny

[cryptix] i can hack, i got sub7
[Mogan] lol
[cryptix] it has all these cool features like "hax0r the computer" and stuff
[cryptix] it's hard to use, though, because i can't hack that well because i'm not very cooridinated so i can't click the buttons

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ùà ù SignOff cryptix: #chat,#tricksoft (Quit: Yes, I am cryptix, no need to bow, but stay n your knees...)
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[cryptix] i mispelled on
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How do I....

[vxdlux] how do i nuke it

[ld] how do i hack, google sent me to the MIT gallery of hacks

[Arsnick] how do I switch between windows ?

[DeathCore] how do I change my password

[Saint] I dunno if I can ask this question but how do I nuke someone with the option network unreachable and not protcol unreachable?????

[Vektor] How do i make sure i'm root?

[MrSatanVX] How do I save convo's on IRC?

[PHAT3] how do i become l337?//

[forsaken] How do i use sub7????

[netwolf] how do i show my ip?

[Tricker] how do i change shells?

[GeOtHeRmIc] so how do i find exploits

[DizBin] YO EPIC HOW DO I GET ON THE CS TOP 50!!